haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
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Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
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I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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