either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
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Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
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He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I'm having to shit out rocks
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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