She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Can you bring me the toilet please
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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