I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
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You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I need mimosas to revive my soul
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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