I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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