The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
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I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
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Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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