watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
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you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
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I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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