My Higher Power is John Stamos
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
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you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
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I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
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