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what?
penguin condom
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
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I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
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Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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