my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I could fuck to npr.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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