idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
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Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
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He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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