I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
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This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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