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  • 73 22
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Apr 21, 12 at 12:19pm

    Go to bed, rip one yourself, and give him a Dutch oven as revenge.

  • 53 31
    Submitted by mobprincess on Apr 21, 12 at 11:11am

    Got yourself a REAL winner there eh?

  • 50 27
    Submitted by larphraulen on Apr 22, 12 at 2:19am

    the guy can't warm up the bed for his wife?

  • 52 38
    Submitted by ramblinman on Apr 21, 12 at 9:21pm

    Since he's married that's probably the only drilling going on in that bed.

  • 30 30
    Submitted by polomarco on Apr 23, 12 at 12:48am

    You're no fun! Where is your whimsy! I agree with the Dutch oven advocator!

  • 34 38
    Submitted by 72badgirl on Apr 21, 12 at 11:23pm

    Only Men think farts are hilarious, you guys should sleep with each other. Farting = disgusting= get youself off.

    • 23 24
      Submitted by bellamari on Apr 21, 12 at 11:26pm

      lies! farts = hilarious.

      • 22 19
        Submitted by BarryDingle on Apr 22, 12 at 1:44am

        I'm a girl, and I agree completely.

  • 46 62
    Submitted by porksword on Apr 21, 12 at 12:19pm

    Guy farts are hilarious. Girl farts, not at all.

    • 26 22
      Submitted by whoreable on Apr 22, 12 at 3:35pm

      Girls don't do that stuff

    • 23 28
      Submitted by jhoffa on Apr 23, 12 at 12:26pm

      Girl farts are hilarious when they get the deer in the headlights look on their face and reply "I thought that would be sbd". But only once.

  • 28 31
    Submitted by absolutebru on Apr 21, 12 at 5:53pm

    classic

  • 22 23
    Submitted by Key_umm on Apr 22, 12 at 11:55pm

    Amen

  • 23 27
    Submitted by JuleswithJewels on Apr 22, 12 at 5:51am

    Omg, the honeymoon over fo' sho'!\n I agree, about not getting married. At least until you've found a winner above this ones level's of social grace. \nROFLMAO

  • 28 38
    Submitted by cityboy99 on Apr 21, 12 at 6:39pm

    Better that he farts before you get in bed than after.

  • 28 38
    Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 21, 12 at 2:24pm

    DRILL BABY DRILL!!

  • 26 42
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Apr 21, 12 at 11:41am

    Lmao you aren't that gorgeous yourself when you "drill" the mattress and or him I'm your sleep.

    • 23 25
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Apr 21, 12 at 11:42am

      in* not I'm, fucking autocorrect.