Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
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: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
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oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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