brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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