one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
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At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I party with great urgency now.
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