I'm really into asian looking animals
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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