New invention idea: vibrating tampons
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Someone signed my nipple.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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