Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
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It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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