Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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