she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
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Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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