Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
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Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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