I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
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Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
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I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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