laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
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I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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