Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
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I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
What drink are we having for lunch?
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We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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