But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
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How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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