What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
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I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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