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  • 85 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 2:16pm

    Tut mir leid, dass ich dich und deine Schwester mit Herpes angesteckt habe. Kommt nicht nochmal vor..

  • 82 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 3:03pm

    You are an asshole for doing this. I should know, I have had it for 30 years now and you never have sex with someone without telling them first. Your karma just went into negative numbers jerk!

  • 66 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 10:57am

    12:51 sounds like one of them British asswipes that tried to control the world back in the day. And got their bloddy British asses kicked by Indians, Africans and Americans. Americans kept the British from getting their asses kicked in WW1 and WW2. The onles ones that haven't kicked British ass are the cheese-easting surrender monekys of France

  • 54 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 8:33pm

    Just so you know 5:45, without Europeans, Americans wouldn't exist. Well at least they would all be native. Almost all Americans can trace their heritage to some where in Europe.

  • 55 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 8:58pm

    Ihr könnt alle mir am arsch lecken

  • 59 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 11:09pm

    5:45 your a fucking asshole. it was not made for americans! If not for many europeans you would fucked

  • 49 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 10:14am

    good news! there is cure for herpes! well, almost. It work on mice right now, but it's progress!

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 2:34pm

    Es tut mir leid dass ich deine schwester herpes gegeben habe.

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 4:06pm

    agreed 3:03 i got it to, and the awkward conversation sucks, but its the only decent thing to do. its because of assholes like that that i have it in the first place.

  • 61 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 11:21pm

    Aw, did we hurt the eurotrash feelwings??? GOOD! Fucking miserable pussies!

  • 47 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:06pm

    That's great, my friend randomly sent me how to say it in German shortly after this was posted. Great amusement.

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 10:37pm

    And she said: "etwas nichts, ich habe filzlause, un meine schwester hat die Gonnorho. alles gut."

  • 41 40
    Submitted by ChucklingMadcap on Jul 10, 10 at 10:31pm

    Ich bin die niedrigste Form der Abschaum... thank you google translator.

  • 47 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:25pm

    tut mir echt leid, aber ich hab' dich und deine schwester wohl mit herpes angesteckt!

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 3:44pm

    3:03 has a great point, but maybe the OP didn't know s/he had it at the time. 8:57, no there is not. You should know that because you should have researched it as soon as your test results came back.

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 1:09am

    I asked a friend its, "Es tut mir leid daß ich dir und deiner Schwester Herpes gegeben habe"

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 10:25pm

    errr....this is gonna be crap traurig gab ich Sie und Ihre mehr Schwester Herpes

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 5:44pm

    Traurig, dass mein kleiner Penis nicht Sie erfreuen konnte, jedoch ich mag auf dem Annahmeende von anal mit kleinen Jungen sein.

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:20am

    10:57: lern to spel or type

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 10:16pm

    "ich bin ein grosse scheisskuchen"

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 8:57pm

    is there rly a cure for that shit? i caught it like a month ago and it's gettin everywhere

  • 41 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 11:58pm

    8:58 - you can all lick my ass 10:16 - i'm a huge shit cake hahaha

  • 44 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:37pm

    i hope this piece of shit gets something back 10-fold

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 10:17pm

    5:45 you're a dipshit.

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 7:12pm

    ....to the dude who posted this... is your name john and do you go to BU? because i think i may have dated you lol

  • 48 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 2:11pm

    this sounds like something a 14 year old heard on Family Guy and decided to use it

  • 39 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 5:45pm

    why should you be sorry? they're fucking Europeans. the world was meant for Americans.