I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
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He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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