My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
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fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
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Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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