RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
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were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
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Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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