I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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