There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
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Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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