bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
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Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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