i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
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As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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