I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
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I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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