This girl is more easily done than said...
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
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I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
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I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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