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Just cropdusted the office
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
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Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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