a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
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P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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