I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
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what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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