Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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