i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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