I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
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should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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