his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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