facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
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Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
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I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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