Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
It was like giving head to a cactus.
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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