normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
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you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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