BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
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I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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