stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
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If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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