operation harelip BJ is a go
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
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THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
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Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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