My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
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I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
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If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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