i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
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I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
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so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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